Family Bonding

Frank, Katherine and I went to the mall tonight because I needed a new pair of shoes. We started out at DSW shoe warehouse. Apparently, they specialize in cute summer shoes and slutty stilletos. So that was a bust. We head over to Foleys. Their shoe department was one step above DSW. They just had more expensive slutty shoes.

A swoop around the mall shops was a bust too. So we head into Dillard's. I had a complete flashback to being 8 years old. I told the salesman, Tim, what I wanted. Size 8, closed toe bone colored pump, narrow.

He came back with 2 options. 2....well, ok, then, Tim...here we go.

I put the first pair on and quickly decided the first pair of 3 INCH stilletos would not work. The second pair were perfect. AND on sale. Woo Hoo! Turns out, Tim's a genius. Mission almost complete.

Off to hosiery we go. I thought Frank was going to pass out from complete and 100% boredom and embarrassment. I took every leg sample and put it in my new shoes looking like a complete freako and creepo. When I couldn't decide if I needed a 3rd version of nude, Frank looked at me and said, "it is just hose!". Point taken. We passed over the sales lady who was looking in the mirror and picking at her hair, found Tim and bought the hose.

We ate at the 1$ menu at Wendy's in the Food Court and went home.

Yea for family bonding trips!